15 London Comedy and Cabaret Shows Worth Booking

1.Comedy Horror Ghost Tour on a Bus

★★★★★★★★★★4.4 · 2,084 reviews · 1 hour · from $37Our pick

Meet near Trafalgar Square for a one-hour English-language show on London's vintage Necrobus. A creepy conductor such as Cedric, Stan, or Oliver leads you past Westminster Abbey, Fleet Street, the Tower of London, and London Bridge with jokes, dark stories, actors, and special effects.

“I must say I did go in with low expectations. But i was stunned by this beautiful old bus, renovated with so much love. Ben, our guid, was so funny and made his job with all his heart. Thank you so much for this great experience.👻”

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2.The Best in Stand Up Comedy – Comedy Shows every night of the week

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 255 reviews · 2 to 4 hours (approx.) · from $16

Head to Big Belly Bar & Comedy Club at London’s Southbank for 2 to 4 hours of live stand-up. Monday to Thursday brings new material from London comics, while Friday and Saturday feature established UK circuit and TV acts. Weeknight shows include a complimentary shot.

“We didn’t know what to expect. The comedians were very funny but if easily offended you may want to give it a miss. We rarely stopped laughing.”

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3.London Vintage Bus Tour: Live Comedy Sightseeing Show

★★★★★★★★★★4.3 · 217 reviews · from $48

Join Lord Larksford and Cheeksworth for a 75-minute open-top ride on a 1960s Routemaster. From Trafalgar Square, you’ll see major London sights while live guides deliver historical facts, improv, dark comedy, and theatrical banter. It ends back near the starting point.

“The tour guide was funny without realising it which made the whole tour very worthwhile. He knew his knowledge and engaged with everyone. Great value for money”

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4.Comedy Night on The River Thames

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 151 reviews · 3 hours (approx.) · from $13

Spend about three hours at The Tattershall Castle, a floating Thames venue with skyline views, allocated seating, drinks, and live stand-up. The bill mixes TV faces, circuit regulars, and newer acts. Friday and Saturday shows include nightclub entry until 2am, while Tuesday and Sunday shows do not.

“English humor that is super enjoyable and understandable to Americans! Our second year attending the Boat Comedy Show, and looking forward to another return visit.”

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5.Burlesque Cabaret Show in the West End

★★★★★★★★★★4.2 · 127 reviews · 2 hours · from $40

Spend an early evening with Miss Tempest Rose and The House of Burlesque at QT in Covent Garden. Expect a two-hour cabaret with burlesque divas, queer performance, glamour, comedy, and a show staged in the round. Dress smartly, bring photo ID, and plan dinner afterward.

“uno schifo ci hanno cacciato via e in modo maleducato perche mia nipote non aveva con sé la carta d identità maleducati fino alla fine”

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6.Live Comedy Show at Big Belly Bar and Comedy Club

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 80 reviews · 2 hours · from $16

Spend two hours at Big Belly Bar and Comedy Club in South Bank with a mixed bill of four to six English-speaking comedians. Expect new material, familiar routines, and the occasional unannounced celebrity comic. Drinks and food are available to buy, and the venue is wheelchair accessible.

“Great comics and set up, good venue to get drinks before, during and after the show and good food options available”

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7.International Stand Up Comedy Show in Covent Garden

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 67 reviews · 2 hours (approx.) · from $24

Spend about two hours at Comedy Carnival Covent Garden, where international comedians, TV performers, award winners, and Edinburgh Comedy Award nominees share the bill. Shows run Friday and Saturday at 8:30pm, with doors and happy hour from 7:30pm, plus a late bar until 11pm.

“Note: the show starts at 20h30 and not 19h30. I guess the show is rather for local people than international public.”

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8.Dark Comedy on Iconic Battersea Barge

★★★★★★★★★★4.7 · 37 reviews · 2h 30m · from $12Best value

Spend 150 minutes at the Rum Monkey Comedy Club on the Battersea Barge, where three professional comics deliver dark jokes and friendly roasts. You can buy drinks at the Captain’s Bar, visit the upper deck for Battersea Power Station views, and expect an English-language show for ages 18 and over.

“Very good standup comedy, organization and venue. Great owner who is also a performer.”

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9.London Vintage Bus Tour: Live Comedy Sightseeing Show

★★★★★★★★★★5.0 · 29 reviews · from $48Top rated

Start at 8 Northumberland Avenue at 2:10 pm for a 75-minute loop aboard a classic open-top Routemaster. Expect live comedy, songs, games, and sightseeing past Buckingham Palace, St. Paul’s, Parliament, Tower Bridge, the Shard, and the London Eye. Performers may include Lord Larksworth and Cheeksworth.

“One of the best experiences we've had in London! Quintessential British humour at its best. My 8 year old son loved it. My husband and I laughed the whole time so much so, our cheeks were hurting at the end. And everybody else on the tour sRead more”

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10.Dark Comedy on Battersea Barge

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 21 reviews · 2 hours (approx.) · from $19

Head to Battersea Barge for about two hours of bold, adult comedy from three professional stand-ups, hosted by Matt. Start with a drink on the glass deck, admire Battersea Power Station, then settle into the cosy theatre below for sharp crowd interaction and dark humour.

“Was gifted this experience and what a great night it proved to be.”

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11.International Stand Up Comedy Show in Leicester Square

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 17 reviews · from $151

Head to Comedy Carnival Leicester Square for a Saturday night of international stand-up comedy. Expect award-winning comics, TV performers, and Edinburgh Comedy Award nominees in a lively West End club. The show lasts about two hours, with a late bar afterward and mobile entry.

“The venue’s location is near the bustle of Piccadilly Circus. The comedy show was a fun experience for anyone looking to engage in leisure activities like local Londoners.”

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12.The Saturday Supershow Cabaret at Phoenix Arts Club

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 15 reviews · from $39

Join host Michael Twaits and pianist Sarah Rose at the Phoenix Arts Club for a different Saturday Supershow each week. Expect comedy, drag, cabaret, musical theatre, fire, aerial acts, song requests, and optional seasonal dining in an intimate West End venue.

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13.Stand up Paddleboarding on the beautiful Thames at Richmond

★★★★★★★★★★5.0 · 11 reviews · 2 hours (approx.) · from $89

Learn stand-up paddleboarding on the Thames with Paddle Richmond near Richmond Bridge. In a group of up to six, instructors such as Sarah, Nigel, Suzanne, Peter, or Sophy teach the basics before guiding you toward Teddington, Twickenham, Richmond Lock, Kew, or Chiswick, depending on tide and wind.

“Enjoyable and instructive afternoon….Suzanne and Peter are excellent coaches and Richmond waterfront a perfect setting to tryout. Had great if eventful time on the paddle board and will repeat soon!”

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14.International Stand Up Comedy Showcase – Show & Dinner (Côte)

★★★★★★★★★★4.5 · 7 reviews · from $84

Start at Côte Brasserie on St Martin’s Lane at 5:30 pm for a three-course French-inspired dinner, then walk to Comedy Carnival Covent Garden for three hours of international stand-up. Past acts include Jack Whitehall, Michael McIntyre, and Flight of the Conchords.

“Was amazing. Great night. The comedians were amazing the Dinner was amazing. The night was fantastic”

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15.Bottomless Brunch Comedy – The Ding Dong Gong Show

★★★★★★★★★★4.8 · 6 reviews · 4 hours · from $74

Meet at Big Belly Bar on London’s Southbank for pizza and 90 minutes of bottomless drinks, followed by the Ding Dong Gong Show. New comics get five minutes to win the room before the audience decides their fate. Expect strong language, sexual references, and rough humor.

“funny comedians , host was great. food and drinks were nice. would Deffo go back”

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